Twat Of The Month

Christmas

Yes controversially Christmas is my twat of the month. It's not as good as it used to be. You end up spending far to much money, you put on too much weight and spend the rest of the year trying to get rid of it, you have to spend time with your family. I don't get as much as I used to when I was a kid. Bring back actionman with real guns, tanks and nazi uniforms. I want my old Christmas back and my Evel Knievel stunt bike, Star Wars toys, Space Dust, Kerplunk, Quattro pop, Stratego, Mastermind (the game with the guy with the beard and that strange vietnamese woman), The Great Escape, Digby the Biggest Dog in the World, Metal Mickey, The Amazing Mr Blunden on ITV, Raleigh Burner BMX, Simon, Slinky, Astro Wars, Scramble, those were the good old days. Perhaps its a sign of getting old, each year it becomes less enjoyable. Theres nothing on TV and the weather is crap. Merry Fucking Christmas.