There is a chewing gum war brewing. I bet you didn't know but Cadburys are aiming to muscle in on Wrigleys domination of the market. They are doing this by releasing Trident, unfortunately this chewing gum war has spwaned an abomination, those fucking mentally retarded annoying fucking adverts. A series of cocks spout shit about mastication for the nation. I can just imagine it, at a board meeting the company execs and advertising team sitting around the table bouncing ideas around.
"Yes wouldn't it be funny Toby if we used the phrase mastication for the nation because it sounds like masturbation gufaw gufaw!".
"Ya Ya, Tim I think thats an excellent idea, you really think outside the box in a kind of blue sky way can you give me a ball park figure on the stats."
AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Stop please. You would have thought that they'd realise that it was annoying. Why not get good writers and comedians on board to actually write funny adverts. The times companies have done this the adverts have been a success, take the John Smiths adverts with Peter Kay.
We have to have standards. We can put a stop to these adverts and we can do this by not buying their chewing gum. I for one will not be buying it and I suggest you join me comrades!
1 comment:
I actually bought some of their chewing gum and it was veryn nice. It had this weird liquidy stuff inside it was like bighting into a lambs testicle. yummy.
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