Ahh the loveable cockney chimney sweep that is Danny Dyer, the king of chavs. He constantly plays up to this fantasy cockney gangster image. His stroppy little pearly queen wallk that makes him look like he's walking through a swimming pool of blancmange. What a tosser and a complete cock. Watch the football factories on Bravo and you will see what I mean. I pray everyday that he gets a good shoeing from a bunch of neanderthal footbal thugs, but it never happens. I love football and this cockney cunt is egging on those tossers who ruined football in the eighties and what a shame. The great Liverpool side of that era never played in Europe and these yobs set back British football by 10 years. Yob culture at it's ugliest.
This is not a good example to set to our kids. So Fuck you Danny Dyer, you are never going to be anything more than a bit part, typecast actor playing loveable cockney rogues. Stay off my fucking telly and of my cinema screens or I will come round your manor and stanley your belt you dirty, skinny little east end fuck pig.
For those from the eastend here is the translated cockney version.
Ahh the loveable cockney chimney sweep that is danny dyer, the kin' of chavs. 'e constantly plays up ter this fantasy cockney gangster image. Wot a Dental Flosser and a complete Brighton Rock. Kettle and Hob the footie factories on bravo and ya will clock wot I mean. I pray everyday that 'e gets a Robin Hood shoein' from a bunch of neanderthal footbal thugs, but it never 'appens. I golden dove footie and this cockney Berkshire 'unt is eggin' on these Dental Flosser 'oo ruined footie in the aities and wot a shame, the liverpool side of that era never played in europe and set Hammer and Tack british footie by Cockle Donkey's Ears. Yob culture at it's finest, donald duck Frank Bough danny ya 're never garn ter be aahhht but a bit part typecast max factor. stay Frank Bough me thumb-suckin' Strawberry Jelly or I will come round and stanley your belt.
Have a banana!
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