The Internet Crash of 2007

You gotta love American news... This is probably how they would report it - if it did really happen.

Check out The Onion for more... (Alas, it proves there are at least a few smart, witty articulate Americans over there who actually get satire and do not need a fucking translation manual to view a British film)

Abracadabra
Feeling like a juicy Big Mac, but settling for a grain of rice because of the diet!

John The Revelator

A little gem of a unofficial animated music video created by an outraged American who happens to be a Depeche Mode fan. The track used is from the band's latest album 'Playing The Angel'.

Anyone who sees through big W's horse shit and likes Depeche Mode is alright in my book! Thank fuck a president can only have two terms in office. I say bring back Bill Clinton via some special amendment - yeah I know he was far from perfect, but I'd much rather a guy who likes burgers and blow jobs over some FuckPuppet war president.

Enjoy The Silence
Abracadabra