The Internet Crash of 2007

You gotta love American news... This is probably how they would report it - if it did really happen.

Check out The Onion for more... (Alas, it proves there are at least a few smart, witty articulate Americans over there who actually get satire and do not need a fucking translation manual to view a British film)

Abracadabra
Feeling like a juicy Big Mac, but settling for a grain of rice because of the diet!