Rip Off Britain

I have just been watching Newsnight, and Jan Raven (dead ringers) said that Gordon Brown is a nice guy and we should all get off his back and judge him on what he has done as a chancellor. Am I missing something? House prices climbing, inflation's rising, wages aren't rising in line with inflation, the average young couple can't afford a mortgage, a lack of investment in schools and colleges, the NHS on its arse, record personal lending, pension shortfall, young cunts on the street causing mayhem and then hiding behind the law when they get reprimanded, extortionate road tax, extortionate tax on your hard earned money. Well done Gordon you have done a great job!

Come election time if you are as pissed of as I am with this government and all the other parties then make a protest vote by not voting. I don't want Gordon as PM and I can't remember the government asking us who we want as our prime minister. some times these arseholes lose sight of the fact they are here to serve us and not help themselves.

Tapes Tapes Tapes!

What a cool site this is. Its a site cataloging cassette tapes. I m not really sure of the point of it but I came over all nostalgic. I miss the crack and hiss of audio tapes, bring back the tape.

Tapedeck.org

A big hello to Wonder Woman!

Vintage Nike

If your a big fan of Nike trainers this site may be of interest to you. An excellent collection of rare Nike trainers. I wish I had kept my old ones I would be rich by now.

arkamix

Celebrity Lookalikey

Paris Hilton and an Afghan Hound

Celebrity Lookalikey

Jason Bourne


Michael Ballack

A Guide To Dealing With Telesales

Your deep in in the middle of Eastenders or Bargain Hunt and then suddenly "bring bring" your phone goes. So you get up and go and answer the phone. Some twat from Bangladesh calling on behalf of Banana Telecom tries to give you a cheap crap phone and your not interested and you couldn't give a toss. All your concerned about is if Angie has taken an overdose and will Lofty ever find out who's the father of Michelle's baby (OK so I haven't watched Eastenders for a while). Here's what you can do if this situation arises.

1. Put the phone down

2. Tell them to Fuck Off

3. Sign up for a free phone at an extortionate rate.

3. Tell them that you are giving them the phone as a gift and that all property is theft and would they like to join your temple. That totally throws them off.

4. Smear your face in animal droppings, romp to the nearest Banana Telecom call center, Scale the building, lay down a suppressing fire with your SA80 as you storm in through the office window. Tie and blindfold everyone and kill a hostage on the hour every hour until your demands of no more calls from Banana Telecom are met.

5. Hang up and then sign up to the TPS (telephone preferencing service). The TPS was set up by the government to stop unwanted sales calls. You go onto a central database and if anyone calls you can prosecute them. It is unlawful to make unsolicited direct marketing calls to individuals who have indicated that they do not want to receive such calls. See what happens if you mention the TPS next time you get a call, they shit themselves.

TPS

fisssh!

Not for those who hate magenta...

Well... Just thought I would shamelessly plug the new search service fisssh! Now, this product is NOT meant to be some form of 'Google Killer' or a futile attempt to get people to change their search behaviour - it is just a very useful tool for finding all kinds of new information and news.

http://www.fisssh.com
http://news.fisssh.com

Enjoying a lovely red sky...
Abracadabra

The King Of Rants

For those of who have never seen Denis Leary do his stand up act, this clip of his "No cure for cancer" show. After watching this you will see I am not the only one who gets pissed off with things. In this video he rants about pop stars and smoking. Classic stand up.