Very recently the silly cunt shaved all her hair off in some vain attempt to look like the very sexy Demi Moore in G.I. Jane (a source close to Britney confirmed this to my mate Frank in a London boozer). However, it did not quite work out that way (see picture) and now the sad twat is all over the entertainment news because she lost it for five minutes with a set of clippers. Perhaps this may be a cry for help, or is it some kind of sick publicity stunt - it does seem interesting that crystal clear pictures of the skit were in circulation within hours. I mean, when was the last time you gawped at pictures of Britney inside a salon?
Apparently, she has now checked into 'rehab' to confront her massive heroin - ooops!, I mean 'attention seeking' habit, whilst some guy is selling her old locks on eBay or something. On hearing this K-Fed started a new enterprise after pulling Britney's old pubes from his teeth. However, you know I am only kidding as we all know Britney has a rather unappealing pussy that is bald and dry - then again maybe K-Fed kept the shavings in a baggy and smoked them on accident! Who knows...
Now, you probably realise I don't care much for Miss Spears - I acknowledge her first single was a musical masterpiece and that her contribution to popular culture is of mythic proportion. Still, she remains a TWAT for the following reasons:
1. Britney is now one of the most popular girls names in Britain
2. She let K-Fed touch her and stuff...
3. She went 'commando' with Paris 'Ornate Cunt' Hilton and ruined a million school boy fantasies...
4. She produces, um sings on crappy over-produced radio friendly records that require a ton of vocal processing and sonic compression.
5. She shaved her head and actually looks like a twat
Well, that is my tirade over... I look forward to your comments (good and bad). I also look especially forward to Britney's megatastic comeback!
All The Very Best
Abracadabra
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