These change your lifestyle programs when some skinny litlle pretty boy twat who has never been fat in his life preaches to people the size of small houses about eating the right kind of food and doing exercise. I wouldn't mind the advice but it's the patronising way that they do it. "Look at this burger, that's death on a plate", we know fatty food is bad for us, we know that cigarettes are bad for us and we know that alcohol is bad for us but it tastes so fucking good. A Big Mac, lambert and Butler washed down with a Southern Comfort and lemonade, theres nothing better. Problem is I keep getting these chest pains ....... and a pain down my arm........ughhh.......ahhh..........(slump)
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