Saturday 23 December 2006

Hero of the Month


Sir Ranulph Fiennes

Thrown out of the SAS for blowing up one of the sets of Dr Dolittle. Forgot where he parked his Peugeot 203 when stationed in Germany never found it again. In 2000, he attempted to walk solo and unsupported to the North Pole. The expedition failed when his sleds fell through weak ice and Fiennes was forced to pull them out by hand. He sustained severe frostbite to the tips of several fingers, forcing him to abandon the attempt. On returning home, his surgeon insisted the necrotic fingertips be retained for several months (to allow re-growth of the remaining healthy tissue) prior to amputation. Impatient at the pain the dying fingertips caused, Fiennes removed them himself (in his garden shed) with an electric saw (his first attempt using a hacksaw met limited success). He ran seven marathons in seven days on seven continents and all four months after a heart bypass operation.

26th October - Race 1: Patagonia, South America
27th October - Race 2: Falkland Islands, "Antarctica"
28th October - Race 3: Sydney, Australia
29th October - Race 4: Singapore, Asia
30th October - Race 5: London, Europe
31st October - Race 6: Cairo, Africa
1st November - Race 7: New York, North America

He has to special hand-made pants because of the enormous size of his balls.