Change Your Lifestyle

These change your lifestyle programs when some skinny litlle pretty boy twat who has never been fat in his life preaches to people the size of small houses about eating the right kind of food and doing exercise. I wouldn't mind the advice but it's the patronising way that they do it. "Look at this burger, that's death on a plate", we know fatty food is bad for us, we know that cigarettes are bad for us and we know that alcohol is bad for us but it tastes so fucking good. A Big Mac, lambert and Butler washed down with a Southern Comfort and lemonade, theres nothing better. Problem is I keep getting these chest pains ....... and a pain down my arm........ughhh.......ahhh..........(slump)

Phone-ins Again...

So these TV phone in quizes are a fix, suprise, suprise these include Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Richard and Judy, Mint Mansion, Big Brother, Stars on Ice, GMTV, X Factor, This Morning, Saturday Kitchen and many more. In fact all of them are ripping us off. It's fraud plain and simple. People need to be prosecuted for this and those people who rang in should have there money back. We need to make an example of these conning bastards.Im absolutely disgusted they have got away with it for so long. They should all be stopped until we are satisfied that they are run in a legal and fair way.

Talent Shows

I have just caught the end of the BBC's talent show "any dream will do". Where a bunch of singing teeth battle it out to become the next Joseph and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat. Stop with these fucking talent shows, aren't there enough already! For FUCKS SAKE! If this is what im paying my license fee for then I went to opt out, put a film on put repeats of old shows but whatever you do stop with the fucking talent contests! I don't care if these polished little pretty boys want to be famous, I just don't care and I am sure that there are a lot of other people out there who want decent entertainment on a Saturday night. On TV at the moment there seems to be a diet of talent shows and late night phone-ins.

We don't have to put up with this, I would suggest you join me by picking up your remote control or any heavy object close to hand and throwing it violently at your television.

Bastard Moaning...

Surely that is not oldskoolmacboy as a baby!

I will be back with a barrage of posts, as soon as I clear my current back log of work so as I can pay taxes our British government uses to incubate knob heads...

Ever cynical...
Abracadabra

Moaning Bastard

me as a baby

If you have read through this blog you will probably form an opinion of me. I wouldn't be suprised if that opinion was of a right wing, hateful, moaning old git who shows off, likes materialistic things, has an opinion on everything, can't spell and his grammar is poor and you would be kind of right. But I have a vision for this country dare I say it the world. Thats of endless rows of huf houses with Milk desks, speed bumpless streets, the absence of hot hatchbacks and rap, no tax, no religion, no phone in shows and peace and quiet. Thats all I ask is just a little bit of peace and quiet.

Rip Off Britain

I have just been watching Newsnight, and Jan Raven (dead ringers) said that Gordon Brown is a nice guy and we should all get off his back and judge him on what he has done as a chancellor. Am I missing something? House prices climbing, inflation's rising, wages aren't rising in line with inflation, the average young couple can't afford a mortgage, a lack of investment in schools and colleges, the NHS on its arse, record personal lending, pension shortfall, young cunts on the street causing mayhem and then hiding behind the law when they get reprimanded, extortionate road tax, extortionate tax on your hard earned money. Well done Gordon you have done a great job!

Come election time if you are as pissed of as I am with this government and all the other parties then make a protest vote by not voting. I don't want Gordon as PM and I can't remember the government asking us who we want as our prime minister. some times these arseholes lose sight of the fact they are here to serve us and not help themselves.

Tapes Tapes Tapes!

What a cool site this is. Its a site cataloging cassette tapes. I m not really sure of the point of it but I came over all nostalgic. I miss the crack and hiss of audio tapes, bring back the tape.

Tapedeck.org

A big hello to Wonder Woman!

Vintage Nike

If your a big fan of Nike trainers this site may be of interest to you. An excellent collection of rare Nike trainers. I wish I had kept my old ones I would be rich by now.

arkamix

Celebrity Lookalikey

Paris Hilton and an Afghan Hound

Celebrity Lookalikey

Jason Bourne


Michael Ballack

A Guide To Dealing With Telesales

Your deep in in the middle of Eastenders or Bargain Hunt and then suddenly "bring bring" your phone goes. So you get up and go and answer the phone. Some twat from Bangladesh calling on behalf of Banana Telecom tries to give you a cheap crap phone and your not interested and you couldn't give a toss. All your concerned about is if Angie has taken an overdose and will Lofty ever find out who's the father of Michelle's baby (OK so I haven't watched Eastenders for a while). Here's what you can do if this situation arises.

1. Put the phone down

2. Tell them to Fuck Off

3. Sign up for a free phone at an extortionate rate.

3. Tell them that you are giving them the phone as a gift and that all property is theft and would they like to join your temple. That totally throws them off.

4. Smear your face in animal droppings, romp to the nearest Banana Telecom call center, Scale the building, lay down a suppressing fire with your SA80 as you storm in through the office window. Tie and blindfold everyone and kill a hostage on the hour every hour until your demands of no more calls from Banana Telecom are met.

5. Hang up and then sign up to the TPS (telephone preferencing service). The TPS was set up by the government to stop unwanted sales calls. You go onto a central database and if anyone calls you can prosecute them. It is unlawful to make unsolicited direct marketing calls to individuals who have indicated that they do not want to receive such calls. See what happens if you mention the TPS next time you get a call, they shit themselves.

TPS

fisssh!

Not for those who hate magenta...

Well... Just thought I would shamelessly plug the new search service fisssh! Now, this product is NOT meant to be some form of 'Google Killer' or a futile attempt to get people to change their search behaviour - it is just a very useful tool for finding all kinds of new information and news.

http://www.fisssh.com
http://news.fisssh.com

Enjoying a lovely red sky...
Abracadabra

The King Of Rants

For those of who have never seen Denis Leary do his stand up act, this clip of his "No cure for cancer" show. After watching this you will see I am not the only one who gets pissed off with things. In this video he rants about pop stars and smoking. Classic stand up.

Fame

What is with this obsession with being famous? If you ask one of those x factor contestants why they want to be famous they will say they don't know, they just want to be famous. The worst thing is these people don't even realise they are not talented. Not everyone is talented. Im sorry it to break it to you but you can't sing Justin Timbelake or Britney Speers. Ok that was a bad example. I find in my line of work that I am not allowed to fail students, they are referred. I can't fail students. Why are people so frightened of failure. You have to fail in order to get better at something. Tell it like it is. Your shit you can't dance and you can't sing.

The little twat in the above picture, I fucking hate his little pig face. Talentless fuck.